Friday, March 5, 2010

♥ 这才是男朋友,你合格吗 ?

♥ 这才是男朋友,你合格吗 ?

一。每天睡觉之前一定要给她打一个电话,不管你有多晚,因为她一直在等你,只是她嘴上说不管。

二。就算你再忙,你也不能一连好几天不给她短信或电话,或者对她忽冷忽热,因为这样会让她很恐慌,是不是自己又做错了什么。任何时候不要让她找不到你,因为这样她会一直很不安心。

三。 就算她跟你无理取闹你也要原谅她,因为她那是在测试你在乎她的程度。因为她那是缺乏安全感 四。你要经常去她的个人主页,即使什么也不留下,但是她看到你来过的记录也会很开心。

五。你问她想不想你时,如果她说不想,你一定要很开心,因为她的不想就是想。

六。和她发短信时,字数一定要比她的多,这样她会觉得你是在乎她的。

七。对她对你已经说过一万遍的关心,不要不耐烦的说知道了知道了,要很感动的说谢谢,因为那真的都是她出自内心的关心。

八。当她关心你时,不要说出:原来你也会关心我这样的话。这样会很伤她心,因为这对于她来说是一种很大的否定。

九。当你和她打电话时,你一定要她先挂你的电话,即使她说了一百遍要你先挂。

十。千万要记得她都是害羞的,不要什么都让她主动。

十一。即使最后你们还是不能走到一起,记得,一定要跟她说清楚,分手一定要让她说出,因为她是为你折翅的天使。

十二。分手后,千万不要再对她说出以后还是朋友这样的话,因为这样她会觉得自己很悲哀。 男朋友就是每天不厌其烦的陪你吃饭、送送你上下班的那个人;

男朋友就是虽然身上没什么钱,也会请你吃饭的那个人;

男朋友就是早晨你醒来时第一个想到的那个人;

男朋友就是能跟你打电话聊到半夜都舍不得挂的那个人;

男朋友就是在你最艰难的时候陪伴在你身边的那个人;

男朋友就是为了不让你担心,无论出了什么事都要自己默默承担的那个人;

男朋友就是手机里总是存满你给他发的短信,直到信箱满了都舍不得删掉的那个人;

男朋友就是无论你是不是漂亮都会夸赞你漂亮的那个人;

男朋友就是常察看你的手机纪录,确信跟你常联系的都是你的女性朋友才放心的那个人;

男朋友就是在你任性、耍小脾气时,也会忍住脾气不会冲你发火的那个人;

男朋友就是看到你流泪时,为你擦去泪水给你一个温暖拥抱的那个人;

男朋友就是就算你犯了错误,也舍不得骂你的那个人;

男朋友就是可以在车站等你很久也不会介意的那个人;

男朋友就是明明最不喜欢逛街,还能陪你一家一家的逛到你觉得满意为止的那个人;

男朋友就是有着宽厚的肩膀可以让你随时依靠的那个人;

男朋友就是吃饭时放慢速度等你的那个人;

男朋友就是总是让你走在马路内侧的那个人;

男朋友就是过马路时会紧紧拉住你的手的人;

男朋友就是就算情人节也不会买花给你,让你对他又爱又气的那个人;

男朋友就是深夜为你开着手机的那个人;

男朋友就是当你读到这篇文章时立刻会想到的那个人

15 comments:

  1. Is diz ur guideline for filtering.?
    So far I'v fulfilled most of the above except for:
    1) 和她发短信时,字数一定要比她的多.
    2) 当你和她打电话时,你一定要她先挂你的电话.
    3) 11,12 irrevalent.
    4) 男朋友就是早晨你醒来时第一个想到的那个人.
    5) 男朋友就是常察看你的手机纪录.
    Last but not least,
    6) 男朋友就是当你读到这篇文章时立刻会想到的那个人

    So when wana court me.?
    Dun worry, I'l make it seems like I'm courting u. (dats wat gals wan rite.?)

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  2. raymond: u pls save it....XD
    no one wan to court u ...lol

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  3. haha~ so funny la both u always quarrel~

    raymond, u r great~ i don even can do half of those guideline~ haha

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  4. lolz, stephy, stephy.......
    dun b disco light ma...XD

    james: Do u noe dat after ppl quarell, they'l understand and like each other more n more.? but stephy...she said she prefer money more then me. T.T

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  5. Raymond: aiya...duno tat i hurt you so much ...and u still can love me banyak...XD
    disco light is me? are you sure? i tot im football field that kind of spotlight tim~ XD

    James: we mana ada always ? kadang kadang saja...Haha

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  6. Stephy: dat football field nia spotlight..is thin n tall.

    James: Stephy is rite. Always is 10/10. We only 8-9/10.

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  7. then apa light i pun tak sesuai lo...

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  8. get shocked when i view my bloggie, it's showing 7 comments .. i'm wondering who is that?! yuan lai jiu shi ni men!!!!! hahahhaa... james, get used to it asap, both of them really HUAN XI YUAN JIA 欢喜冤家!! ahahhahaa... 床头打架床尾合!=D

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  9. raymond zai, one more thing, errrrrr, try to promote yourself in the facebook there, sure will be lots of ppl court u after that, especially macho guys!!! gay gay one ahhhh, cz, you're exactly thier cup of tea!!! hohohoho...

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  10. I rather touch my self then let them touch me. sum holes are meant only for output.
    Further more, advertising myself lidat, will only lower down my market value.

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  11. lol.... gay gay one - Quoto till very MATCH...

    ray: no ned scare la..sure market high high wan...no worry tak ada org mau la...XD
    cincai satu gay bar cum bec u aso can find eat wan...^^b

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  12. Raymond Xind said...
    I rather touch my self then let them touch me. sum holes are meant only for output. (PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS ONE!!!)

    Further more, advertising myself lidat, will only lower down my market value.

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  13. stephy, saya x mau lelaki. saya cucuk sendiri lebih baik drpd bagi mrk cucuk TM. XD (angel, dun copy diz sentence to my fb pls.)

    angel, u wan me explain.? here it goes.

    Sum holes have few usage, like the mouth. It is used to eat, drink, kiss, etc. Diz hole can would be able to receive and to give. (input and output).
    Other holes like the ear, nose, eyes socket, pores have thier own functions. (u noe those)

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  14. And there are few holes such as urethra, vagina, and anus that are only used for a specific purpose.
    Urethra, both male n female hv it. Its used to carry urine out from the body. But, for men, Its also used to carry semen. For both male n female, urethra only gives(output) it doesn't rec'(input). But thr are sum dat are adventurous enough to try rec' from dat hole.
    Vagina, only can be seen in female. (I'l only mention those dat was thr since birth, not by drilling hole, or other methods). It can both rec' and gives. The main function is to rec' a mans penis(meat, not rubber). But sum misuses it to rec other things which if i hv to list it down, I'l be writting a 4k words essay. Use ur imagination. Other then dat, it is able to giv life too. For sum minority, water would also flow out from thr.
    Last but not least, the anus. Its main function is to give out any waste from the body. It should only be used to give and not rec. I repeat, ITS NOT SURPOSE TO REC'. But nowadays, jz for the chill, the anus are receiving anything dat can be rec' by the vagina. Further more, the anus has a playsafe system which even if semen goes in, a life won't come out.

    There goes my explanation. If u hv any questions, pls feel free to email me. 10bucks per question. (diz rate is exclusively for angel. FOC4stephy)
    p/s: I hv 2 find out about da 3 holes b4 i type diz post. =.=

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  15. WAH....1st of all raymond u write eassy leh....clap clap clap..^^


    2nd Wah....u treat me so good ar? FOC ...[ i shud show u my TOUCHING face lo... (^^)" ]

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